(decaptchlouges a brush)
Shall I Get Started
You lie down and tilt your head toward her a little, not really sure if that’s what you’re supposed to do, and try to make some small talk.
Sure, go right ahead.
Soooooooo… 8een on any d8s since you got here?
(begins brushing her hair)
No None Whatsoever
How Is Your Love Life Going
You suddenly realize you are terrible at small talk.
Ah, I 8n’t had time for that.
8esides, I don’t think any hoof8east could handle me.
That, and you wouldn’t know how to approach a potential matesprit without throwing them off a cliff and mind-controlling them.
Well, other than that I 8et you’ve 8een living the good life, haven’t you?
I Cant Complain
Except For The Monsters That Keep Coming To Town And Destroying Everything
Other Than That This World Is Pretty Peaceful
What kind of monsters?
I thought they stayed in the forest minding their own 8usiness.